She also reminds readers that he memorized the Constitution. It's not just the calling his wife that makes Cruz "annoying" to Bluestone. When it came to Cruz, Bluestone offered the backhanded compliment of "I do not respect Ted Cruz but I do respect his campaign’s pizza consumption."Īnd the very next day, Bluestone jumped to report on Heidi's comments with "Report: Ted Cruz Actually More Annoying Than Previously Reported." With many of the GOP candidates, it was a convenient excuse to throw them an insult.
On Tuesday, Gawker's Gabrielle Bluestone put forth "an investigation" on how much a handful of presidential candidates spent on what brand of pizza.
And, as can be the case for any and all husbands and wives, sometimes it's not always the right time.Īnother liberal, and certainly less serious, media outlet, seriously ran with the opportunity it provided them to mock Cruz. It's nice to know that Heidi is there to support her husband on the campaign trail in ways that she can when she is able, as husbands and wives ought to do. “I’m thinking, ‘I’m on a finance call right now,’ ” Mrs. It is usually well received - “he never ceases to defuse a stressful moment with a moment of levity,” Mrs. It can happen without warning, “right before one of these debates” or “in a stressful moment in a state,” she said. “He’ll call me and just sing me a Broadway tune,” Mrs.
We’ve reached out to Cruz’s camp for comment, and will update if they offer a response. Honestly, I’m incredibly relieved that the Truth is finally out so I can go home and take a long shower.Īt long last, the truth is revealed. I really wish it was a conspiracy, but it is a terrible reality for me and it has been very difficult, as I am angry all the time with my fake, smug husband, and I have to just smile and clap and sometimes touch him. But contrary to your article’s assertion, I am unfortunately faux-married to the real Ted Cruz, not Kardashian as you state. On the record, I need to state that it is in fact me. Reached via email Tuesday evening, Gasteyer confirmed her own role in the charade-but maintained that Ted Cruz is 100% real. ( is big on former SNL cast members.)Ĭonsidering that Chiarini’s only supporting evidence for his wild claim comes in the form of extremely vague physical resemblances between the parties involved, it is even more impressive that he turned out to be right.
Chiarini believes that Kardashian faked his own death in 2003 to assume the role of Cruz, and that the Saturday Night Live svengali Lorne Michaels planted Gasteyer for untold nefarious resons to act as his wife. According to Chiarini, Ted Cruz and his wife Heidi are not real people, but characters played by the late Robert Kardashian and the comedian Ana Gasteyer, respectively. The chief and perhaps only proponent of this explosive theory is Ed Chiarini of the conspiracist website. Lotta good conspiracy theories floating around these days. Is Ted Cruz Secretly Robert Kardashian and Is Heidi Cruz Secretly Ana Gasteyer? A Very Good Conspiracy, Explained Today, one of the conspiracy’s key players confirms that the theory is true-well, part of it, at least. Yesterday, Gawker brought you an examination of a surprising conspiracy theory that touches the upper reaches of the Republican presidential primary race.